


Watch Freddie Fail

by deetrixjaay



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-08-21
Updated: 2011-08-21
Packaged: 2015-05-02 21:08:57
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 374
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7309512/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3131842/deetrixjaay
Summary: Watch Freddie use cheesy pick up lines to get Sam to talk to him. Watch Freddie fail.





	Watch Freddie Fail

**Watch Freddie Fail.**

Watch Freddie use cheesy pick up lines to get Sam to talk to him. Watch Freddie fail.

(**Sam**)

(_Freddie_)

**Disclaimer: **Nope. Nada. No *sniffle*

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><p><em>Saaaam. <em>

**What do you want Frednub?**

_I'm bored._

**How is that my problem? Now leave me alone, Mama needs her sleep.**

_Aw, c'mon Sam. I pass notes with you whenever you're bored in class._

**Why don't you be nerdy and listen to the teacher or something?**

_Ironic isn't it? Ridgeway's number 1 slacker is telling me to pay attention in class._

**Go away Benson and let me take a nap.**

_No. Please Sam?_

**[…]**

_Saaaaam?_

**[…]**

_Sammy?_

**Don't call me that, Fredward.**

_Call you what, Sammy?_

**[…]**

_Sam! _

**[…]**

_Did the sun come out or did you just smile?_

**Excuse me?**

_I better call God and tell him he lost an angel._

**I think you lost your mind.**

_If you held 11 roses and looked in a mirror, you'd see 12 beautiful things._

**If you looked in a mirror, it'd shatter into a million pieces.**

_Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my head._

**No. But I need one to erase all these stupid pick-up lines from my head.**

_You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend._

**Oh, you must be looking at Melanie.**

_Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?_

**Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas?**

_There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you._

**Well, my eyes burn every time I see you.**

_Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day._

**I really want to run out of this classroom and away from you.**

_Is there a mirror in you pants because I can see myself in them._

**[...]**

_Okay, sorry that was gross. Let me try again._ _If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together._

**And I'd put B, Y and E together. Now leave me alone.**

_But Saa-aam._

**Good bye, Frederly.**

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><p>Eh, something random I wanted to write. Thanks for reading it!<p> 


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